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'Bernie's not really a transvestite -- he's just paranoid about identity theft.'

"Doctor, I don't feel well."

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Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Get a tomb!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Prepper Dog

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

If Ghosts Were Real

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"