Paranoid Plush Protectors Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines humor with a dash of paranoia? Our plush protectors are whimsically designed to comfort and amuse. Ideal for friends or family who enjoy a playful take on everyday anxieties, these cuddly items turn the notion of security into a delightful statement. Whether for a creative soul or a lighthearted companion, these plush protectors bring a cozy, amusing touch to any space.

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Warning Coronavirus

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Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!' mockup

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

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A Hole in the Dike

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No Soliciting

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'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.' mockup

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

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"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed." mockup

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

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"Don't even think about it."

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'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.' mockup

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

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Trust

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Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

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Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden. mockup

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

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Toys

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The IRS emptied my pouch.

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"That's just not the real me."

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"We're looking for a 5000 step walk." mockup

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

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"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’" mockup

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

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"Someday, my son, that will mean you." mockup

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

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Hope...

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'I'm a guard dog too.'

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'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!' mockup

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

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'Have you seen little Spotty?'

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"Is your dog friendly?!"

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Save me versus Feed me.

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"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..? mockup

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

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Sick polar bear humour...

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"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..." mockup

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

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Climate change hits Antarctica

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"Jd Vance wants to visit"

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Polar Bear arrives at house

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"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches." mockup

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

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"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?" mockup

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

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'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

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'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!' mockup

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

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'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...' mockup

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

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'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!' mockup

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

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Paranoid Plush Protectors Gifts Collection

Paranoid Plush Protectors Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring paranoid plush protectors designs—brighten your mornings with humor and coziness.

Paranoid Plush Protectors Pillows

Check out our plush protectors pillows—combine comfort with comedy and add a whimsical touch to your living space.

Paranoid Plush Protectors Prints

Discover our quirky prints of plush protectors—great for decorating with a humorous, creative flair.

Paranoid Plush Protectors T-Shirts

Browse our humorous T-shirts adorned with plush protectors themes—perfect for making a playful statement wherever you go.