Paramedics Gifts

Clean underwear for sale.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"He fainted, so whilst waiting for you I put him in the recovery position."

Paramedics flipping a coin to choose a patient.

Bloody good player, but talk about injury prone!

5 knife wounds or less

Emergency

Europe Drowning

"I guess you could say this guy was coming and going at the same time."

"He's a Dung-Beetle: No way I'm giving him mouth-to-mouth!"

"I think we should send his cell phone to whomever he was texting when he crashed."

Ambulance.

Statue Emergency

'For the love of God, does anybody have a stain stick?'

Paramedics saving caught fish

May I have my phone back so I can see how my girlfriend responded to the text message I sent right before I crashed into you?

'Ok Mr Cook jump! It's the perfect hangover cure.'

"This accident was pretty bad. We're going to need some windshield wiper cleaner."

"I think she's drowning! I'm going to give mouth to mouth resuscitation!"

'I understand he tried to unwind from work too quickly and got the bends.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

First aid in mountains

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

Providing Healthcare For All

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?