Paramilitary Personnel Gifts

Militia Fridays

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

First aid in mountains

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

Medical personnel give their hearts

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Providing Healthcare For All

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."