Paramilitary Personnel Gifts

Militia Fridays

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Medical personnel give their hearts

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Providing Healthcare For All

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.