Paracetamol Ponderer Gifts

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

Waiting for Pants

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'