Perfume Ponderer Gifts

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

;What kind of deodorant are you?'

Shop floor. Clothes peg counter next to the perfume counter.

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Sun Flower.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"But is it..?"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Fin (The end).

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.