Perfume Ponderer Mugs

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

;What kind of deodorant are you?'

Shop floor. Clothes peg counter next to the perfume counter.

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Sun Flower.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

"But is it..?"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Fin (The end).

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -