Flight Ponderer Mugs

Note to self: feathers.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Sun Flower.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Progress?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.