Flight Ponderer Pillows

Note to self: feathers.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Sun Flower.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Progress?

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'