Deep Sea Ponderer Pillows

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Progress?

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

George Santayana

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'So we're 52 light-years from home... and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?!'

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"