Galactic Ponderer Pillows

'Could I switch to bacteriology for awhile? - The stars are REALLY making me feel insignificant.'

"I count 4,392,292,293,291, how about you?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The Origins of Everything

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Shall we put it in play?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Progress?

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...