Galactic Ponderer Pillows

'Could I switch to bacteriology for awhile? - The stars are REALLY making me feel insignificant.'

"I count 4,392,292,293,291, how about you?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The Origins of Everything

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Progress?

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"