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Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

Waiting for Pants

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Personnel. I figure since every boss tells you to forget everything you learned in school, not learning anything to begin with puts me ahead of the pack.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."