Pantomime Pro Gifts

Quiet Quitting

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Where your mind & battle are los

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Extreme miming"

"A little help, please."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

Doggy Bites

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse