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Quiet Quitting

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Where your mind & battle are los

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Extreme miming"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"A little help, please."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Mime Flash Mobs.

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Doggy Bites

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'Remember me?'

Mime supplies.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"They're on a silent retreat."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse