Pantomime Performer T-Shirts

"I used to be a GP, but I wanted a job with a bit more status...'

"Of course we should have women boxers in Britain...I mean, where else can they do panto?!"

"Horse's ass is not just your job description, Larry."

"Extreme miming"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Finger puppets in church.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Quiet Quitting

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Yale shadow

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

Panto Horse at the Races

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."