Panto Fans Gifts

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Revenge had come.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Sun Worshipers

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Mime supplies.

"They're on a silent retreat."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf

News - Panto stars to strike.

The Polygon family at home

'He's behind you!'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"