Panto Participant Gifts

'He's behind you!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf

Circus trousers

'Jason and the Argosnaughts.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

News - Panto stars to strike.

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."

Cockroach Costume

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

Circus Pageant

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

"I used to be a GP, but I wanted a job with a bit more status...'

"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "

Home/work masks.

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

'It's from the Security Council of the PTA!'

No caption (a mime holds onto an invisible leash as his dog barks at a squirrel on a tree).

'Regrettably, I can only hire one of you.'

"We gots worms."

"Horse's ass is not just your job description, Larry."

'Why can't we all just agree to disagree?'

Sorry you are not a winner please try again

The Devil.

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.