Panto Lover Gifts

"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."

' You can't be the front until you've had the training.'

'Why can't we all just agree to disagree?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'You know too much!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Panettone

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Serenading

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Louise Farrenc

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Sergei Taneyev

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Dave Brubeck

Nocturne

Finance piracy

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Polly wants a Nasdaqer...Polly wants a Nasdaqer...'

"Don't repeat this."