Panto Fan Gifts

News - Panto stars to strike.

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Cupid misses his shot.

Couch Potatoes

Revenge had come.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Sun Worshipers

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Mime supplies.

The Polygon family at home

"They're on a silent retreat."