Panto Fan Gifts

News - Panto stars to strike.

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Cupid misses his shot.

Couch Potatoes

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Revenge had come.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Sun Worshipers

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

The Polygon family at home

'He's behind you!'

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf