Panda Fan Gifts

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Well it sounds like racial profiling to me, Buddy, but if you must know...I'm black, white and Asian."

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

I hate bamboo.

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

"Well, what sort of customers did you expect if all you ever learned to cook was bamboo shoots?"

Dyslexic Pandas

"OMG! Helen. . . I hardly recognized you without makeup."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

No littering...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Ice shelfie.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"You're adopted."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."