Panda Lover Gifts

"I fear there are only so many bamboo metaphors the average reader can tolerate."

Anyone we know in the extinct column?

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Oh, please - not every wine has hints of bamboo.

"You know, Joe, like you I was tired of cutting my own meat, but my life has changed now that I've trained this panda to be my slave."

Panda

'Well, since you're so picky: Why don't you choose the restaurant'

'For someone on the verge of extinction he looks surprisingly well.'

'What kinda sissy bear eats bamboo?'

Rocking Panda

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

"And then one day I thought - 'what the hell?!'. . . I'm endangered anyway."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Jr. cloning kit

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"