Tech-savvy Panda Lover Gifts

"I just sent you a friend request."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Giraffe Selfie

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"You're adopted."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Your mascara is running."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Unicorn in the Woods

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'