Playful Panda Lover Gifts

'I just can't get the hang of speed dating.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Penguin suit fitting.

"Are you cold dear?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"You're adopted."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'