Panda Admirer Gifts

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'

'Now, be careful with this delivery Nick: As you know, Pandas are an endangered species...'

"You doing ok, Panda?"

"Look, we're an endangered species: It doesn't help if you're too shy to ask me out..."

'For someone on the verge of extinction, he looks surprisingly well.'

'Ok, who ordered the bamboo margarita?'

China at peace in the South China Sea

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

A little bird told me...

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Origami Society...

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Teddy and friends.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Meow"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'