Panda Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"

"We need to send the right guy for this negotiation...someone who's adorable, cuddly, cute as a button... who could it be?"

China softens one child policy...

"You look terrible - you haven't got dark cicles around your eyes."

A panda waiting for bamboo juice

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"I felt endangered."

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'No wonder they're endangered!'

'What do you mean... your brother gave you a black eye?'

'Apparently it's the bamboo furniture that attracts them.'

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

'If there's reincarnation, I hope he comes back as a panda!'

'No wonder we have to eat so many bamboo shoots: My science teacher says they have very little nutritional value...'

"Say, we pandas are cute!"

'She's not going for it - looks like it's up to you to save the day, Wilkinshaw...'

'But you've had a headache for five years!'

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

"Well yes, I've already finished collecting the census forms: Unfortunately, there are not many to collect anymore..."

"Did you bring the condoms? We don't want any unwanted pregnancies"

"No, I wasn't born in a zoo, so I can teach you Chinese if you want..."

"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."

"Well really, I think the main reason we're not invited to dinner parties is that we're known to be fussy eaters..."

Officials are stumped when the city is brought to a standstill by a mysterious pandemic.

"Well, what sort of customers did you expect if all you ever learned to cook was bamboo shoots?"

"Do you have to keep humming 'In the Mood'?"

Rainbow Panda Cub

"It's not the captivity – I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids."