Panda Fans Gifts

'Okay,what happened? Who gave you a White eye?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"You're adopted."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Your mascara is running."

Happy birthday Darling!

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'Not now Kato!'