Pta Participants Gifts

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Yes, that person there...'

'Life can be tough, Peel.' - 'Yes.' - 'But you have to stay positive.' - 'Yes' - 'You have to keep telling yourself, 'This loser is funding my holiday to Hawaii.' - 'Yes.'

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

'Can you Type?'

'Jason and the Argosnaughts.'

'He's behind you!'

Life can be beautiful, Al. But for you, the fly in the ointment is your self-loathing. So, my question to you is, what's the fly doing in the ointment? The backstroke!

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'What's this 'H' file?'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

"I believe a healthy employee is a productive employee. So from now when you get me coffee, I'd like you to run."

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

"Do you realize that the only change we have had, in this school, is in our school telephone number?"

'How's the school board meeting going?'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

'Will He know what this is regarding?'

Employee receiving compensation

'Not much of a support group are they.'

Alcoholics Eponymous

Man receiving a fax

'It's from the Security Council of the PTA!'

'Welcome to sex addicts anonymous. It appears that we are missing a chair so who would like me to sit on their lap?'

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