Pta Pro Gifts

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"Your wife's on the phone...."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Tee for Two!

Bored Baker

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Can you Type?'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What's this 'H' file?'

Golf

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"I believe a healthy employee is a productive employee. So from now when you get me coffee, I'd like you to run."

'I didn't get a grant.'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Three people waiting in a queue.