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'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

Bored Baker

Tee for Two!

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Can you Type?'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What's this 'H' file?'

Golf

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"I believe a healthy employee is a productive employee. So from now when you get me coffee, I'd like you to run."

'I didn't get a grant.'

Rory McIlroy

Three people waiting in a queue.