Pto Pillows

Personalized coffe mugs, Yomp, Inc: (name) GET BACK TO WORK!

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Anti-Agent

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

2021

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"His first out-of-body experience."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

vaccine wars.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'