Pto Prints

Personalized coffe mugs, Yomp, Inc: (name) GET BACK TO WORK!

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Anti-Agent

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Bond James, Bond."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

2021

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

The Computer Bore

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"His first out-of-body experience."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

vaccine wars.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'