Woods Pillows

Woodland confidential.

'I don't know what porridge is either, but they're all crazy for it.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Looks like we found the issue."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Copycats

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Showbiz Awards

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."