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Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Revenge had come.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Sun Worshipers

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

The Polygon family at home

News - Panto stars to strike.

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

'He's behind you!'

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"