Pony Panto Lover T-Shirts

"We gots worms."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'You know too much!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Are you cold dear?"

Penguin suit fitting.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Lasso

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Stubborn Horses

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."