Paleontology Joker Gifts

Get back down here, Terry, everybody's staring.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Get crazy once in a while

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Veloci-Rapper

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Adult Absence Notes.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Toilet humour

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"