"We buy so many things online, they built a conveyor belt straight from their factory to here."
Package Opener Extraordinaire Gifts
Looking for a gift for the package opener extraordinaire? Our selection blends humor and practicality, making opening each parcel a celebrated moment. Find the perfect token for those who take pride in breaking seals and revealing surprises with style.
Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"
Fragile stamper.
"Quick swig first?"
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."
'Special Delivery!'
'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'
'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'
'I wonder if we strike wine again!'
U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'
'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'
'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'
"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft
'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'
It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"
"Have I (hic) godda deal for you."
Discreet Shipping
A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.
Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!
A man doing a reality check.
This Side Up.
"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"
"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"
"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"
'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'
"It says, 'To deter Porch Pirates, we've thrown your package on your roof'."
"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."
"Tell the delivery guy he was off about 100 feet again."
Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.
"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"
'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'
"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."
"The Finance Minister said it was okay."
'Don't bother with dinner, dear. I just gobbled up two corporations and ate my secretary alive.'
Package Opener Extraordinaire Gifts Collection
Package Opener Extraordinaire Mugs
Explore our mugs that celebrate the package opener extraordinaire with witty and fun designs. Perfect for brightening their mornings.
Package Opener Extraordinaire Pillows
Find pillows that add a humorous touch to any space, celebrating the package opener extraordinaire in all their unboxing glory.
Package Opener Extraordinaire Prints
Browse prints that capture the fun and personality of the package opener extraordinaire, perfect for decorating their favorite spots.
Package Opener Extraordinaire T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase their passion for opening packages in humorous and stylish ways.