Thrill Of The Package Chaser Gifts

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Out To Lurch

"Tallyho!"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Unusual Offers

Dairy Devil

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"We've got a problem."

Walking the Plank.

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Award-Winning Photographer.

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Seasonal shopping.

Final selfie