Pitfalls of modern shopping. The excitement of tracking a purchase every step of the way to your front door only adds to the disappointment when you discover that you ordered the wrong size.
Thrill Of The Package Chaser T-Shirts
Wear your passion for package chasing with pride! Our witty t-shirts are ideal for tracking enthusiasts who love to show off their courier craze with humor and style.
"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "
Out To Lurch
"Tallyho!"
Mayhem, Inc. Part 21
"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'
"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.
Open House of Horrors
Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.
"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."
'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'
"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"
Dairy Devil
"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"
Unusual Offers
Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.
Walking the Plank.
"We've got a problem."
"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."
Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.
'Oh, no! A crime wave!'
'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'
"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
Hiker Followed By Paramedic
Award-Winning Photographer.
"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"
Final selfie
"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."
Thrill Of The Package Chaser T-Shirts Collection
Thrill Of The Package Chaser Mugs
Enjoy more humorous and themed mugs perfect for those obsessed with the thrill of package chasing—find your next coffee companion today.
Thrill Of The Package Chaser Pillows
Make your space fun and inviting with pillows inspired by the excitement of tracking and receiving packages.
Thrill Of The Package Chaser Prints
Brighten your decor with prints that celebrate the joy and adrenaline rush of parcel pursuit—perfect for delivery fans.