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'What do you think it tastes like?'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'His last wise words were 'watch out for erosion'.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Chiller Theatre

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

The rocket powered skiier

"Tallyho!"

"Marco ..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Extreme Bungy

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Rock Climber

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'