Package Picker Gifts

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Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Fragile stamper.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

The Scenic Route

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"He's very finicky."

'Special Delivery!'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

EU money addiction

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'I said she might like it.'

'It's for Pookie.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."

Oranges, lemons and limes.

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."