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Package Picker Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for someone who loves packing, wrapping, and presenting with flair? Our collection celebrates the package picker’s passion with witty and artistic items that add joy to their craft. From humorous prints to functional accessories, find something that makes their gift-giving even more special. Whether they delight in wrapping surprises or enjoy the art of packaging, our products are designed to inspire and amuse.
Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
Fragile stamper.
'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'
"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"
The Scenic Route
"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."
'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'
Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.
'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'
'Special Delivery!'
"He's very finicky."
"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."
EU money addiction
"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"
'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'
'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'
"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."
"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."
'It's for Pookie.'
'I said she might like it.'
"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"
"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"
"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."
U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'
"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."
"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"
"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."
'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'
"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"
Oranges, lemons and limes.
Waiting for the first day of spring is like tracking a package being delivered to your door. You know when it will be there but it's still very exciting when it actually arrives!
"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."
Package Picker Gifts Collection
Package Picker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for package pickers—funny, witty, and perfect for brightening up their mornings.
Package Picker Pillows
Find playful pillows celebrating the package picker in your life—comfort meets creativity in every stitch.
Package Picker Prints
Add a humorous touch to any space with our prints inspired by the package picker’s craft—artful and amusing decor options.
Package Picker T-Shirts
Discover stylish and amusing t-shirts for those passionate about packaging and gift wrapping—fun apparel for creative souls.