Premium Picker Gifts

'Never mind the economy size. Get the small, expensive box we can afford.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

The Scenic Route

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

He loves me...

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

EU money addiction

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"I get paid by the word."

Me, picking fruit.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

Actuarial Tables of the Gods

Turned out to be a not-so-lucky bottle cap.

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

Oranges, lemons and limes.

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

The British, Picking Fruit

'I knew bears liked berries, but...'

'I hear the old man's retiring next month, and that he'll be hand-picking his successor THIS week!'

"It's O.K. I've got it."