Produce Picker Gifts

The Scenic Route

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.

Oranges, lemons and limes.

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

To really know a potato, stare deeply into its eyes.

See you at the farmers market!

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

At the market

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Apple harvest."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Grocery Shopping

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

People of the Fall

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

Flava Superba

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

He loves me...

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

Picked On

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'