Fruit Picker Gifts

Stealing Apples.

'I had no idea light bulbs grew on trees.'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'I hear the old man's retiring next month, and that he'll be hand-picking his successor THIS week!'

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Hunters picking apples.

Take care not to bruise ripe fruit.

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

The Strawberries Maude Picked Were Completely tasteless.

Me, picking fruit.

The British, Picking Fruit

"Just be yourself."

Apple Pie Abduction

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Lovers dressed as pears

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Are they fresh?'

The Scenic Route

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"