Fruit-picking Fanatic Gifts

Sans Paroles

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Peach flirting with a banana.

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'What are you eating now?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Plum jam...

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping