Fruit Picker Mugs

Stealing Apples.

'I had no idea light bulbs grew on trees.'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'I hear the old man's retiring next month, and that he'll be hand-picking his successor THIS week!'

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Hunters picking apples.

Take care not to bruise ripe fruit.

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

The Strawberries Maude Picked Were Completely tasteless.

"Just be yourself."

Apple Pie Abduction

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

Lovers dressed as pears

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'Are they fresh?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

The Scenic Route

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'We're both dyslexic.'

He loves me...

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'