Cherry Picker Gifts

Man playing a fruit machine wins three cherries

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"You can have the cherry - I'm on a diet."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

The Scenic Route

He loves me...

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

A day in the country.

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

"Mom, don’t we have any fruit besides these bananas, grapes, clementines, kiwis and apples?!"

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Apple Tree

Maraschino, Inc.

Me, picking fruit.

Sans Paroles

Oranges

Picking overhanging fruit.