Pear Picker Gifts

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

What the Doctor Ordered

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Apple harvest."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

People of the Fall

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

The Scenic Route

Flava Superba

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

He loves me...

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Picked On

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

Orchards

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"I get paid by the word."

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."