Pear Picker Mugs

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

What the Doctor Ordered

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Flava Superba

The Scenic Route

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

He loves me...

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Picked On

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Orchards

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"I get paid by the word."

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

Apple Tree