Perfect Peach Picker Mugs

"We're out of grape. All I am saying is give peach a chance!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

The Scenic Route

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

He loves me...

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"I get paid by the word."

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

Apple Tree

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Me, picking fruit.

Sans Paroles

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Oranges

'Watch this - I'm going to snap off my branch!'

Picking overhanging fruit.

Iggy Turtle Strawberry Fields Color

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."