Perfect Peach Picker T-Shirts

"We're out of grape. All I am saying is give peach a chance!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

The Scenic Route

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

He loves me...

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"I get paid by the word."

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

Apple Tree

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Sans Paroles

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

'Watch this - I'm going to snap off my branch!'

Picking overhanging fruit.

Oranges

Iggy Turtle Strawberry Fields Color

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

"Sorry, Dad. I thought you meant we were going to pick a phone."